Sexy Dave
Writer, hellraiser, general rock n roller.
Contributer to the new and very exciting SinZine!
Soapbox - Download and the Death of Festivals
Ah, January. A soggy, sad, skint sort of a month. When travel agents traditionally seduce consumers with images of summer escapes to faraway sun-drenched beaches... and booking agents convince rock fans spend the summer in a soggy field, spending themselves skint at mobile bars and burger vans, and all for the sake of seeing a bunch of old farts on a faraway stage. SinZine's columnist casts a critical eye over the crowd-pullers of festival season 2012 and gets the feeling we're being cheated.
So this week saw announcements of key headliners for this years 10th anniversary Download Festival, and the accompanying delight, disappointment and debate from the fans. And you know what? It’s the same old same old. Emphasis on the old.
Once again Download is the home of the dinosaurs, the has-beens, and the never should have beens. Prodigy are good sure, I had a great time seeing them ten years ago, but arguably even then they’d passed their peak. Metallica doing The Black Album? Yeah a great record, but that came out 21 years ago, and arguably they’ve not bettered it since. Black Sabbath reuniting with Ozzy again could be interesting, but Paranoid came out 42 years ago now – the average age of the band is 64, one year away from a free bus pass. And so it goes on down pretty much every name on the lineup.
I love my old stuff, it’s important to know your roots, and just because it’s an old record it doesn’t mean its any the worse for time. But is this really the best we have to show in rock and metal in 2012? A bunch of stale decrepit old men who’s heyday was in the last century, playing songs about youthful rebellion despite being closer to pension age themselves?
And it’s not a phenomena unique to Download. Sonisphere suffers much the same, and I remember being struck last year when they announced the Reading 2011 lineup - it was almost exactly the same as Reading 2002. I was there in 2002, I missed most of Pulp in the scramble to find a raincoat in the pouring rain, and the ticket was less than half the price it was in 2011. If you’d told me then that nearly ten years later it would be practically the same lineup, I would have laughed in your face. And then try and bum a fag as mine were soaked.
Anyway, I’m straying from the point somewhat. The question is, where is the new talent? Where are the big new bands of today? Worryingly, no-one seems to have an answer for this. Maybe the industry aren’t fostering new talent the way they used to, maybe bands are just not as good as they used to be, maybe home taping DID kill the record industry, I don’t know.
My recommendation? With the major festivals hitting around £200 a ticket for a three day nostalgia / irrelevance wankoff, pledge to spend your money better elsewhere. For £200, you can go to 20 bar gigs at £5 a go. Yes, TWENTY gigs for the price of one weekend of stale old cunts in a field. You (probably) won’t get any pyro, but if you look hard, you will find new and real bands playing their hearts out with a living vitality and integrity that you’ll never get from a bunch of dinosaurs playing it by numbers for the fattest paycheck.
Mister Joe Black is Called In Front of The Headmaster
Taking cabaret to the vaudevillian perverse, Joe Black sing songs of the wicked dressed in the veil of the already less-then-respectable music hall tradition. Beyond bawdy, some may even label it obscene – sounds good to me! From a hole in the understair cabinet, we observe the boy himself failing to show any respect to his venerable headmaster…
Dressed still in the cabaret paint and shabby frock coat of performance, young Joe Black is led by Ms Mimms the school secretary into the presence of the headmaster of his exclusive boys boarding school. The office is dressed in dark gothic mahogany, and proceedings deliberately set up to be intimidating, as the headmaster, himself a notorious old queen of the most brutal variety, looms over…
Now then boy! What the hell do you think you’ve been doing?
I've been learning lots of rude singsongs to sing with the boys, sir...
How utterly foul. I long since suspected this of you… Now answer me this – at what point did you think it was acceptable to kick little George from the nursery down the stairs?
Well… he had it coming to him! Smug little shit.
Silence! We’ll have no potty-mouth in this room! There’s a rumour you’re a Rapist, a Stalker, a Flasher and a Nightwalker – is this true Joseph?
I'd say about 50/50 really. Though not entirely sure which half…
Worse and worse… Some of the, shall we say, less savoury members of staff have reported seeing you ‘perform’ at some rather sordid nightclubs and events. What exactly is it that you do in these places?
I play music hall for the estranged, sir. It’s all very good wholesome fun… except when its not. Then it's filthy, demented and eternally wrong.
The subject matter of your so-called ‘performances’ can be described as lewd at best… where has a boy of your tender years learned of such things?
The telly-box sir!
Ms Mimms tells me you will be performing at something called ‘Club Antichrist’ on December 30th. As this is in the hols, there’s nothing I can do to stop you, but what exactly is it you plan to do there?
I plan to bring a bundle of dark cabaret joy to the masses. Sing-a-longs, shout-a-longs, and a handful of twisted ballads for good measure.
Hmm, in the interests of preserving the good name of the school, I think I may need to attend to supervise. I could wear my new rubber trousers and break out my best cane.
Sounds like a splendid idea. How about a nice hat, too?
You know, I think I’m starting to warm to you young Joseph. Now, trousers down, bend over, and prepare for a good thrashing!
Joe Black performs at Club AntiChrist’s ‘Not New Year’s Eve’ party on December 30th. Find out more about the filthy young scoundrel at: http://www.misterjoeblack.com/
Hollywood Diva - How London Goths Diva Suicide shipped Stateside
We’ve not heard much from you in the UK lately – what have you been up to?
XS: We are currently working on the new material for our first full-length album and will release a new single for free download before Christmas.
I understand there’s been some changes in the band since the Scars mini-album and the UK live shows I saw last year, what happened there? No hard feelings I hope!
XS: The band took the decision of moving somewhere else and unfortunately for personal reasons, some of the members decided to stay in UK. It was a difficult decision, but it was the best for the band. There has never been any internal problem and we keep a great relationship with all the previous members, and still hang out whenever possible.
Andre: Moving to a different city, let alone a different country altogether is hard. Leaving your family, friends, and everything that you know for a foreign place is not a simple task.
Trying to track you down the last few months, there have been reported sighting of various members of the band in different countries worldwide… where exactly are the band based now?
XS: Yes, as I said, we decided it was time to move somewhere where the band could have better chances to be known amongst a wider audience, so we moved to LA, where there is a big, young scene that suits Diva Suicide perfectly.
Given this globetrotting, where would you consider your ‘home crowd’ these days?
XS: Our home crowd will always be London as is where the band started and where it has played a large number of shows.
Many acts in the goth / electronic arena can be quite inaccessible to an outsider, but your sound is one that has a broader appeal. Was it a conscious decision to build more hooks and (dare I say it) an almost pop sensibility into your music?
XS: We don't plan it to be one way or another really. We go for a modern sound that we are happy with, and put together all of our ideas and influences without thinking of how catchy the song may be. We are very demanding with ourselves, we write a lot of material but only keep the tunes we think are the very best.
How’s the new material going – have you approached this differently after the first record? What I’ve heard is certainly very big on the electro-stomp and solid choruses…
XS: One mistake we don't want to do on this new album is rushing into things, so we are working a lot to make sure that the final sound captures the essence of the band better than it did on Scars. For the time being, we will release a single before Christmas together with another new tune, but the new album won't see the light till mid next year. We are very excited about it, though, so maybe there'll be another teaser before that as well.
Andre: Haha. Well, I can say that, between Max and my low-tuned 7 string guitars; we've added another hard-hitting dimension to Diva Suicide. Our sound is still evolving, but solid choruses will remain a constant.
Are there any plans for some UK shows anytime soon? If so, what can we expect from a Diva Suicide show?
XS: We don't have any dates yet but we are definitely thinking of touring the UK again once the new album is out.
Diva Suicide are: Andre – Guitars, Max – Drums, Dav – Bass, -XS- - Vocals
A free download single will be available soon – keep your eyes on www.divasuicide.net
Scroll right down to see a video of Diva Suicide at AC, or check them out here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU2g6gP32GQ (Before She Kills)
Soapbox - New Years Eve
In a seasonal Soapbox, SinZine's Sexy Dave - a columnist who considers excess his "true calling in life", counts the reasons why he'll be staying home and shouting 'humbug' at the telly this NYE. Overpriced, overcrowded clubs, pressure to pretend it's the time of your life, unpractised hedonists puking their guts up long before midnight has come to pass; the incentives to avoid amateurs' night are indeed almost as numerous as those we might want to list for attending AntiChrist's 10 zone, 10 hour 'Not New Years Eve' party on December 30th instead....
Ah, New Years Eve. The one night in the calendar when we can all come together in the spirit of goodwill, see out the old year and in the new with a few drinks. Is it bollocks. It’s the ultimate fucking amateur’s night, the one night in the year where everyone who doesn’t know how to party tries really really hard, and gets it spectacularly wrong. Usually, all over your shoes.
Fancy dress, special events, rammed bars and clubs where its £20 to get in, and takes half an hour to get a bloody pint. Except you can’t get a pint, you have to have an extra special New Years cocktail that is green, tastes like an aborted rats foetus and means you can never eat After Eight Mints again. Drunk slags are vomiting red with chunks in the gutter by 5pm. Camden, the West End, your local Town Centre and even Sainsbury’s are a war zone of spewed guts and bawling and brawling idiots.
New Years Eve my friends, is the antithesis of a good time. Hyped beyond an inch of its life, it is the ultimate in enforced jollity. You simple MUST do something big and over the top and have absolutely the most amazing night out of you lives, otherwise you didn’t enjoy New Years and you are in fact a failure as a human being in the 21st century. And so we observe the NYE reveller – grinning inanely throughout, throwing whatever they can lay their hands on down their throats or up their noses in a shameless attempt to convince themselves that they are having a wonderful time and that this is in fact the best New Years EVER. It’s not, it’s empty and soulless, and we all die a little inside whenever we tell ourselves this lie.
What bother’s me most about this is that I actually like the idea of New Years as a party night. In a calendar full of inane or quasi-religious celebrations, it’s a simple but significant cause for a party, unencumbered by much of the dogma of other calendar holidays. And don’t get me wrong, I’m a big fan of excess, it’s the one thing I consider to be my true calling in life. But therein lies the problem – the majority of the populace just cannot handle this shit. They sit at home watching Strictly Come Dancing most of the year, with a monthly ‘big night out’ to the pub and a bi-annual ‘night out up town’ – the simple fact is that they are rubbish at partying. Their idea of a big night out, dear sinner, is what we would call a quiet Tuesday.
This New Years Eve, I plan to get in a few nice bottles of wine and watch people die horrifically in war films and pretend they’re the brain dead wankers I can hear hooting at the houseparty two doors down. To commemorate the passing of another year, I shall pop outside to see the fireworks at midnight. And then, I will throw my empties at them.
The Beautiful People - Snapshots of the spooks ‘n’ kooks haunting AntiChrist this Autumn
From the ‘Night of the Vampires’ to the Day of the Dead, Club AntiChrist’s last two outings have been a couple spooky affairs. SinZine cornered some of the characters haunting the Colosseum in September and October for a photo opp, and the chance to find out why they feel you should join them at AntiChrist in December - when the ‘Not New Year’s Eve’ party sends off 2011 in style!
Co-Writers : Alison B, Dan Parkington; Photographers : David Briggs (Rock ‘n’ Roll Voodoo, Oct 28th), Nikki Q (Night of the Vampires, Sept 2nd)
The AntiChrist himself?
(Rock ‘n’ Roll Voodoo - Oct 28th)

So are you an AC regular, or this your first time?
First time here. Your regular kind of industrial / goth club, I’ve been there and done it, but this is a really good new slant on it - the rockabilly, the voodoo stuff, that’s what got me to come tonight. I’ve just come from going to see Alice Cooper do a thing at the BFI, so I got to wear all this there. I got up on stage with him, got some fucking excellent photos! Coming here is the cherry on the cake!
Where will you be spending most of the night - the dungeon, the dancefloor, watching the acts?
Definitely watching the bands! I’ve seen Vince Ray a couple of times, and we’re a bit late getting here, but I know he’s got second set to come. I’ll probably be in The Hellfire Room - that’s kind of my thing.
The obvious question - want to tell us about your outfit?
Well, I’ve started getting into putting prosthetics on and doing make-up and I’m getting a little bit better at it. The first piece of the outfit is a prosthetic face piece which I painted up myself and glued on. It gets a little bit tiring after a while but it is effective. Then I put the red ‘n’ yellow contact lenses in, the obligatory horns sticking through the bandanna, three-quarter length leather coat that I bought chopped down to fit the pair of four and a half foot rubber demon wings and plastic spine. Then there’s the motocross shin guards that I stuck a load of skulls on. The rest of it is kinda what I’d wear anyway.
I’ve left the belt with the whips and severed bits and pieces on tonight, it’s too much to try and sit down on with everything else. Unfortunately I left my battle axe at home, but that’s not the girlfriend, that’s an actual axe. And the severed head, which would have been a good prop for tonight, but it’s too hard to try and keep hold of.
Well, it’s a bit much for the bus home.
Oh, you shoulda seen what I went to Alice Cooper with last year! I had a goat’s skull that I did up as Alice Cooper and stuck on my horns, I waving it round at the gig, lost my grip on it and it hit some guy in the back of the head! But the cool thing, I got to meet Alice last year as well and I forgot to bring anything for him to sign, so he signed my goat skull, so I got a goat skull signed by Alice. Pretty cool - Halloween, best time of the year! It’s my Christmas!!
Jodie, fiance Rob & Jodie’s Parents
(Night of the Vampires, Sept 2nd)
For all the colourful characters you can meet at AntiChrist, I think you guys are our first family! Do you go to a lot of fetish events together?
Dad: Yeah, we’ve been to a few - we’ve taken her to Club Rub. This is the first time we’ve brought her here though. It’s probably the best fetish club there is at the moment. We were Torture Garden veterans but it’s just too far up it’s own arse now.
That’s the veterans view, then - what are our two newcomers first impressions of AC?
Rob: We’ve only just got here, literally only just got here - I’ll tell you later on!!
Jodie: Well, we’ve been to Club Rub with them, and we knew we’d end up coming to this one because they’ve been raving about it ever since the last one. Ever since the last one they’ve been saying ‘you’ve got to come’, and they’ve got good taste in music, so we came!
And lastly, what would each of you say to convince an AC virgin to come down and give it a go?
Dad: Try it, you’ll really like it.
Mum: It’s all about the people, there’s a real diverse mix of people her so everyone can fit in. It’s not all designer - at TG it’s all people in designer gear, all ‘who’s got the best rubber outfit?’ snobbery, it’s very…
Dad: …up it’s own arse?
Mum: Yeah, those are the words I‘m looking for!
Jason (right) & friend
(Rock ‘n’ Roll Voodoo - Oct 28th)

So do you come here often?
Jason: Uh, yeah - I work here.
I can’t ask you then, you’re biased! Okay, what about you, what keeps bringing you back to AntiChrist?
[points to Jason] Him! Er, no that’s a tough one…. people dress really well here, I really like the live shows and stuff - there’s always good shows. And it’s a big crowd and I like big crowd.
It’s early on, but what do you think of the whole rock ‘n’ roll theme so far?
It’s really good! I’m really into Deathrock, so I really appreciate like goth rock, psychobilly, all of that. I like the whole Dia de los Muertos thing as well, it’s a nice theme change. I like how they theme it every time, although I always dress the same anyway….
What would you say if you were trying to sell this place to someone?
Well the whole thing about AntiChrist, what makes it so good is that it’s different for everyone. If you’re into fetish, you’ve got the dungeon room, if you like sex in public, there’s the er, sex room, if you’re into live music….
Jason: I like how you just focused on the sex rooms!!
See what I mean, there’s something for everyone! So I’d just see what kind of a person they were and appeal to their particular things, make sense?
Alex & Matt
(Rock ‘n’ Roll Voodoo - Oct 28th)

Are you AntiChrist regulars, or is this your first time at the club?
Both: Second.
Matt: Second time down here, but going to be regulars from now on, I think!
What brought you back a second time?
Matt: Well, it’s Halloween, it was a great party last time…
Alex: It’s a good excuse to dress up!
Matt: …and that too.
What would you say to an AntiChrist virgin to persuade them to get out of the house and check it out?
Matt: It’s a place where you can come, you can be yourself and nobody is going to judge you. You’re going to be comfortable the moment you walk in the door and you’re going to have an absolutely great night. You’re going to go home and want to come back!
Indy
(Night of the Vampires, Sept 2nd)
Where have you come from tonight?
Manchester, it’s my first time here!
That’s a long way to come - special occasion?
It’s my 30th. I’ve always wanted to come, but it’s just not been viable and then I thought, ‘sod it, it’s my 30th‘ - well, it’s 9 days before my 30th now - and I’m going to come down, get a couple of friends down and have a laugh.
What are your first impressions now you’re finally here?
Great so far - I’m loving it!
What are you loving?
I’m into the whole fetish thing anyway, and I know this is predominantly an industrial club with a
fetish side to it, but I love the whole industrial scene as well - I go out a lot on it, go to a lot of gigs, so this for me was the epitome of a perfect club! I went to the Torture Garden birthday bash in 2008 and I felt underdressed and out of it because everyone is just so fashion conscious there. It’s all about bigger, better, faster more, rather than just being yourself. This much more ‘me’.
On the topic of fashion, talk us through your outfit.
Well before I even knew it was a vampire theme I’d already planned my outfit and I’m a big fan of fetish porn and I was flicking through a site called Divine Goddesses and saw this girl, all dressed up, domme-style, with the hat and everything else and I was like ‘I need to do that!!!’ I must have spent like £250 on outfit, hair, make-up and everything,
Now that you’ve actually been here yourself, what would you tell an AC virgin to convince them to give it a go?
Bearing in mind in I brought one first-timer with me, like a complete industrial, fetish, novice, and she’s already saying ‘I want to do more‘, it’s a case of saying ‘give it a shot‘! If you’ve got any interest in the fun side of life you’ll get a lot out it.
Cerys & Kyle
(Rock ‘n’ Roll Voodoo - Oct 28th)

So are your AC regulars or this your first time?
Both: Fourth time.
What’s kept you coming back each time?
Cerys: The music
Kyle: Everything, it’s fun
Are you liking the rock ‘n’ roll based theme for tonight, or do you prefer the more industrial acts?
Cerys: I don’t mind really, either way.
And for people who have not been down here before, what do you say to get them out of the house?
Cerys: We don’t really know that many people that are into this, everyone we know that’s here just comes
And where are you going to be spending most of your night?
Kyle: PureFuckingIndustrial
Cerys: Yeah, same
The Blood Doll & The Doll Keeper
(Night of the Vampires, Sept 2nd)
So what brings you to AntiChrist tonight?
Blood Doll: This is my first time here! I don’t usually go to these kind of things but recently I’ve been quite interested so I thought this would be a good place to kind of explore that sort of side. I’m really enjoying myself!
Talk us through the outfits quickly - did you go with vampire theme of the evening?
BD: Yeah, I’m here as a Blood Doll tonight.
And where are we going to find you as the night progresses? Is it the dungeon or the dance floor for you?
BD: Well, that depends, because [looking to her ’keeper’] wherever she goes, I go.
Where will you mostly be playing with your dolly then?
Blood Doll’s Keeper: Well she’s been everywhere, we’ve been everywhere. Because it’s all so new and exciting we keep moving around.
(Note: Gallery in background is Bonnie Baker's 'Hoodie' project, exclusively unveiled at AC)
Erin & Simone (aka Gothinisity)
(Rock ‘n’ Roll Voodoo - Oct 28th)

Do you come here often then, ladies?
Erin: This is my third time here.
Simone: I’ve been coming here for about a year and a half now. Love it, absolutely love it!
What keeps you coming back?
Erin: It’s actually the people
Simone: The atmosphere, everyone is really friendly.
Obviously tonight‘s rock ‘n‘ roll theme hasn‘t kept you away. Would you welcome more diverse bills, besides the usual goth and industrial, at AC in future?
Erin: To be honest with you, I’m into a lot of different music styles, anything goes. It’s a really good night to come down to no matter what the music is. I enjoy each different zone.
What would you say to an AC virgin to convince them to check it out for the first time?
Simone: Give it a go! I came down here one time, when my friend was like ‘come to AntiChrist‘, and now I come here every time. It’s absolutely amazing, you’ll meet amazing people.
Erin: Everyone is really friendly, you’ll have fun no matter what. Just mingle and talk to people and it’s great!
(The Legend That Is) Brian
(Night of the Vampires, Sept 2nd)
What appeals to you about AntiChrist then, Brian?
The sleazy, trashy…. nicety of it. The trashy sleaze is my thing!
Talk us through your outfit tonight.
Motorbike boots at the bottom the jeans are just drainpipes, the bullet belt is a homage to Motorhead, and the t-shirt…. [which reads ’Okay Nazi Dicks - I Play Hard’] The t-shirt is my design - especially for all these idiots who see the cap and actually think I am a Nazi or a racist dick or prick. I got it made just to make sure people understood, but some of these skinheads with no brain cells to rub together still get confused….
It works brilliantly with the cap tonight, but I can see it’s going to screw with empty heads…
Oh yeah - baby I’m a head fuck!
So what would you say to sell AntiChrist to someone who has never been before?
If you really want to have fun in a totally safe, secure environment, where no-one will hit if you don‘t want them to, come here! Even if you come on your own, there’s always people that will talk to you and it‘s always a friendly atmosphere!
Melody, Shane & Matt
(Rock ‘n’ Roll Voodoo - Oct 28th)

So are you all regulars at AntiChrist?
Melody: This is my second time here
Shane: Last Halloween was the last time I was here.
Melody: And this is Matt’s first time here
Ah, a virgin to break in! A bit of a mix then. What brought you two back a second time?
Melody: AntiChrist is full of good people and good music. And you get to dress how you want and have a good time.
Matt, how did they convince you to come then?
Matt: Oh, I just heard about it on the website, The Alterium, they were going anyway - I had no reason not to!
Tell us about what you’re wearing tonight
Melody: Well, I’m a Succubus - so I’ve got the wings, I’ve got the horns, and I’ve got the whips!
Shane: I’m gonna go topless in a while and show off my tattoos.
Matt: And I’ve gone cyber-industrialist.
Alice & James
(Rock ‘n’ Roll Voodoo - Oct 28th)

How long have you been coming to AntiChrist then?
Alice: This is actually my first time here. I live in Cornwall - quite far away!
Wow - so what convinced you to travel so far for it?
Alice: Well there’s a lot of things available that you can’t really get anywhere else,. The playroom is quite cool. I mean, even if you don’t use it, it just looks cool as well, doesn’t it? There’s just more options here for people who want to dress up - it’s nice!
How did you hear about it?
Alice: James used to be a member, and he told me about it.
Are you from Cornwall as well?
James: No, Nottingham - not quite as far
Can you talk us through your outfits?
Alice: This wasn‘t my original outfit, I changed it at the last minute, and basically as it’s ended up I’m just a mutated bit of candyfloss!
James: And I’m a vicar….
Alice: … I was going to be his little girl. But I was kind of worried I might offend people. I kinda like the mutated candyfloss, anyway.
Stelarc – The Man With Three Ears and More
Is the human body obsolete? With medical science reaching its peak, surely it’s about time technology gave evolution a bit of a kick up the arse. SinZine talks to Australian artist Stelarc about where we go next with meat and machinery.
A lot of your work is based around the theory of the human body being obsolete in design terms – can you expand on that theory a little?
Oh, I’ve always been interested in the evolutionary architecture of the body. But it is inadequate in the technological terrain that it now inhabits. In fact, not only is the body inadequate, it is also empty, absent of its own agency and often performing involuntarily.
By asserting the body is obsolete, I don’t mean it’s possible be without a body. To be an intelligent agent you need to be both embodied and embedded in the world. It’s the embodiment that needs to be interrogated. This particular body, with this form and these functions needs to be augmented and possibly redesigned. The body is not very robust, is susceptible to microbes and has a limited longevity. Its survival parameters are very slim.
Many would consider this a human intervention in evolution – do you believe that such intervention could be key to the development of the human form?
Stem cell growing organs or bioprinting body parts will initially be for medically repairing the body. But these biotechnologies will increasingly be used not only for cosmetic reasons but also for exploring alternate anatomical architectures. Why not a third hand or an extra ear? Why not an optical system that can slide from micro to macro perception? Why not be able to subjectively sense a wider range of the electromagnetic spectrum?

Some of your most widely recognised projects are Third Hand and Exoskeleton, robotic devices controlled by the wearer, concepts which many people will recognise from science fiction. Tell us a little about the thinking behind those.
The Third Hand was completed in 1980. At the time it was enough of a state of the art prosthesis, that it was demonstrated to the Jet Propulsion Lab in Pasadena and the Johnson Space Centre in Houston to the Extra Vehicular Activity Group. It was actuated by EMG signals from the abdominal and thigh muscles and had a tactile feedback system for a rudimentary sense of touch. Initially it was a visual attachment for performances but I did learn to draw and write using three hands simultaneously.

Exoskeleton was a project first performed with in 1997. It is a 6-legged insect like walking machine whose leg movements are actuated using the artist’s arm gestures. The robot could walk forwards and backwards with a ripple gait and sideways with a tripod gait. It could sit, stand and turn on the spot. The performances were about taking the robot for a walk, replacing human bipedal gait with an insect like machine locomotion. It was also a sound machine as well as a walking machine. Composing the machine sounds was done by choreographing Exoskeleton’s movements.

Cankarjev Dom, Ljubljana 2003; Photographer- Igor Skafar
You’re currently working on the Extra Ear, or Ear On An Arm project, where you’ve had a third ear grafted to your own arm. What stage are you currently at with that?
More correctly, it should not be described as grafted, rather the ear on my arm is partly surgically constructed and partly cell grown. There were two surgeries, the first to insert a skin expander and the second to insert the scaffold. Once the skin is suctioned over the scaffold, cells grow into the porous biomaterial and in six months you have tissue in-growth and vascularisation occurring. So the ear is fused to my arm and it has grown its own blood supply.
We did test the system when a small microphone was inserted into the ear. It was there operational for several weeks before it had to be removed because of a serious infection. In fact I might have lost an arm for an ear!
Where do you ultimately hope to go with the Extra Ear project, what additional functionality do you hope to achieve, via digital implants or otherwise?
At present it is only a relief of an ear. We still need to surgically lift the helix to create an ear flap and grow a soft ear lobe using my extracted adult stem cells. Then we reinsert the small microphone that, when connected to a wireless transmitter, internet-enables the ear in any wifi hotspot. So people in other places will be able to listen to what the ear is hearing, wherever I am and wherever they are. So we’ve replicated a bodily structure, relocated it and will hopefully rewire it for additional capability.

London, Los Angeles, Melbourne 2006; Photographer- Nina Sellars
As I’m sure you anticipated when you started, there are some people who consider the Extra Ear project distasteful or offensive in one way or another, what is your message to them?
I guess when three plastic surgeons are required for several hours to construct the ear on my arm, one can argue that their time and skills could be better spent repairing traumatised and damaged bodies with life-threatening conditions. Should those surgeries take precedence? Yes, of course.
The practice of art has always been problematic. Yet contributing to human culture and probing the human condition has historically been justified - aesthetically, poetically and philosophically.
Some would also accuse you of merely using your work to shock – what is your response to that?
Oh, the strategy isn’t simply to provoke, but art should be surprising, sometimes shocking, often messy and perhaps pornographic. It should generate more questions than answers. It should amplify anxiety and uncertainty and incorporate the accident and the ambivalent. Art and technology is not enabling. It is highly destabilising and necessitates reconfiguring our paradigms of what a body is and how a body performs.
We are now in a time of Circulating Flesh, where organs are extracted from one body and inserted into other bodies. Limbs are amputated from dead bodies and reanimated on living bodies. The face from a donor body stitched onto the recipient becomes a third face, resembling neither. The body with the Internet as an external nervous system now performs as Fractal Flesh and, as an avatar, performs as Phantom Flesh. People can become portals for extended sensory experiences.
It will be possible to access and experience with other bodies in other places. Imagine being in London and seeing with the eyes of someone from NY, whilst simultaneously hearing with the ears of someone in Melbourne. And someone in Tokyo is accessing my arm and performing a task remotely. These are the kinds of ideas generated from doing the performances.

Where do you think there is left to go with your work?
I’ve always been interested in micro-sensors and machines. We are now engineering an insect like micro robot robust enough to climb up my tongue and into my mouth. I just have to remember not to swallow ha, ha.
Recently I’ve also been performing in Second Life and Open Sims with my avatar and its clones, with a Kinect gesture navigation and animation of the avatar. But imagine an inverse motion capture system where an autonomous and intelligent avatar might be able to access a surrogate body and perform in 3D space. With Augmented Reality, we’ll not only be able to superimpose metadata on what we are seeing, but also we’ll be able to virtually skin it.
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It’s not a matter of where there’s left to go. Artists are always going somewhere other, experimenting with something else, becoming someone alien to themselves. Who you are and what you do is about contingency, rather than necessity. This body though has always been both a possessed and performing body. A body of split physiology that is increasingly expected to perform in Mixed Realities, sliding between the biological, the machinic and the virtual. The Post-human is a Chimera.
Links: http://stelarc.org/
http://www.brunel.ac.uk/arts/theatre/staff/professor-stelarc
Obsessive Compulsive: There’s Nothing In Life We’d Want To Do More Than This
You’d have to search the UK underground pretty hard to find a band more dedicated than Obsessive Compulsive. On the typical day SinZine caught up with them, the Manchester foursome were in Camden to play not one, but two, gigs. Fusing elements of punk, rock and metal, and going from opening for metal supergroup The Damned Things, to headlining an acoustic night in a matter of hours, they’re hard to tie down to any one genre or scene, but wherever they appear they never fail to impress.
You’re in London tonight for a bit of Download warm-up. The big show is of course, opening for The Damned Things at Dingwalls, what drew you to that band?
Kelii (vocals): We got asked to do it! But yeah, they’re a pretty cool upcoming band, but they also got some heavyweight names with Scott Ian from Anthrax and all the rest. We think we’ve got a similar heaviness to them and we think we’ll go down well with their crowd, so it should be good!
Not content with just one gig, you’re popping down the road for a stripped down acoustic set at The Worlds End after. Was one gig not enough for the night?
Kelii: No, we’re just greedy!
Giz (guitars): It probably would have been easier just to play one gig, but we’re not really known for doing things the easy way. So we’re going to leg it up the street with our acoustic guitars after this show and do some unplugged stuff.
Kelii: And depress everyone in the venue! They’re going to have some good time rock n roll with Heavens Basement and Skin (we’re quite gutted we’re going to miss that) and then we’re going to come on and do loads of morbid depressed songs about how rubbish life is.

Has it been hard to put together an acoustic set?
Kelii: It’s been a huge challenge. It’s not something we’ve every really considered doing before, but we got offered a slot on the acoustic stage at Download and we couldn’t pass up that kind of opportunity. So we’re rising to the challenge, as we always do.
Giz: It’s really good to be put in a different situation, it’s really healthy to do something we’re not used to doing, that you’ve got to adapt to. It’s really good for you and people should do it more often.
Kelii: We’re well out of our comfort zone on this one!
Giz: We got asked to do it and it was only about three hours later we realised we didn’t even have any acoustic guitars!
You’ve recently put together a video piece, Transmissions, about the band and made it available online. What was the thinking behind that?
Giz: When people see a video or hear a song, that’s great because that’s what it’s all about, but it’s also interesting to see what happens behind the scenes. Hopefully there’s going to be more of these to come.
Kelii: That’s the plan! Youtube and video in general is really big now, and it’s a really accessible way for people to discover a lot about a band really quickly, so we thought we’d better move with the times!
Obviously video is going more the way of the key promotion for a band than radio these days, is that something you’re going to start pushing more?
Kelii: We have loads of fun making videos. We’ve not got much money, so we’ve not had as much opportunity to make the videos we’d like to make, it’s very expensive to realise the ideas you want on video. We’re working a lot with smaller companies who are starting out, trying to get good deals, but also get their work seen too. It’s helped us a lot.
With the album Dreams Of Death And The Death Of Dreams having been out a while now, do you feel you’ve achieved what you hoped to with this record?
Kelii: In some ways yes, it’s been a really good vehicle to progress. But with downloads being so huge, and everyone being so skint (which we can relate to!), it has sold really well, but it’s not really been enough.
Giz: We’re DIY and we’ve put this together ourselves, we’re not rich people and we’re not making money out of putting an album out, but that was never the intention. But as far as getting our music out there, getting people to listen to it and hearing their responses, it’s been great. We’re really proud of the album and what we’ve achieved with it.

What ideas do you have floating around for the next record, and where are you going with them at the moment?
Kelii: We’ve started to write some songs, though we don’t tend to think in terms of an album, that’s not how we write really. Not doing many gigs early this year, we had a chance to do some creative thinking rather than constantly touring, so we’ve started doing a bit of writing and its sounding cool. It’s early days yet though.
Giz: We’ve not got any plans for definite of times to go in the studio, we’re going to take the next few months however they come and just keep writing. We’d like to get something out there really soon, but it would be really nice to get out on the road more soon, as we have had a few quiet months.
You’ve always been a very driven band, always pushing for the next thing, to do whatever you can to get out there to new people. Do you ever get tired of pushing yourselves so hard?
Giz: Sometimes it can be hard, and it would be nice to have a bit of help from people, because this is our life, this is what we do and this is us 24/7. We love what we do and it’s always going to be that way, but sometimes doing all this and having to pay the rent and survive, it can be really hard. At the end of the day though, I don’t think any of us would change it for the world.
Kelii: We have our moments of weakness, but it’s literally moments, we love what we do so much, we’ll always work as hard as it takes to get our music out there.
Do you think you’ll ever reach a point where this ceases to be important to you?
Giz: I don’t think music will ever cease to be important to us, it’s such a massive part of our lives. Whether there will be a point in time where we decide we’re not going to write songs together as Obsessive Compulsive I don’t know, I hope not, but music is such a big part of our lives I don’t think that will ever leave any of us.
Kelii: If we were going to quit, we would have quit by now. I think there’s a lot of bands that have got to the low points that we’ve had and called it a day, but for us whenever we feel like that, we just remember that there’s nothing in life we’d want to do more than this.
Dani (drums): I don’t think anything’s really going to change. I’ve been doing this since I was eleven or twelve and it’s what I’ve always wanted to do. Like Kelii says, if we’d wanted to quit, we’d have done it long ago.
Find out more at www.obsessivecompulsiveband.com
YouTube links : Autopsy
TRANSMISSIONS - Part One 'A Brief History' (behind the scenes intro vid)
Front 242: A Coherent Vision – A Kind of Art Form
After 30 years at the forefront of modern electronic music, what you may wonder, do Front 242 have to say about where they’ve been, and where we are now? We ask Patrick Codeyns what he feels F242s legacy is, and how their philosophy has influenced the direction of industrial and EBM today.





Come Dine With The Shanklin Freak Show
Disguised as the Isle of Wight's finest industrial circus rock act, Shanklin Freak Show are actually, as might be expected, a powerful alien master race. In the first installment of a surreal series of interviews with performers appearing at Club Antichrist's 7th birthday bash, Mavis from the Women's Institute visited them to extract the truth. And enjoy a spot of tea.
And so, it is with great trepidation that we accept an invitation to dinner with Shanklin Freak Show at their super super secret top secret base hidden cunningly in the town of Shanklin on the Isle of Wight. What unknown terrors could await us when singer and 'cult leader' Mr. Strange serves - torture, depravity, coarse language? Red wine with the fish course? Oh my.
Hello? Hello? Ah, hello Mr Strange! I've just off that funny little train at Shanklin. Can you send someone to pick me up?
Certainly! A legion of my robot monkeys are on their way to collect you. Just beware of their little robot cocks, they can get quite frisky around humans, and cold steel isn't very kind on the anus. See you in a few minutes my good man!
And so we arrive at the dark demonic lair of the nefarious outer-space demons. It looks remarkably like a charming village home, but the circus tent with burning virgins on gives it away a little. Not sure about those curtains though…
Ah good evening! Thank you for inviting me to your, ah, lovely home. Mr Strange, are you going to introduce me to your, erm, delightful friends?
Home? This is no home! If you look out of the window you can see we are now in orbit around your pathetic little planet. You are inside an ego-powered alien war machine! And no, I shall not introduce you to my "friends", they are merely my henchmen are not as important or as interesting as I am.
I hear that, as well as being our future alien overlords, you're also in a band. How's that going?
Indeed. Me and my minions create music with the aim of subverting the worlds youth, turning them into an army of great power. To be perfectly frank, it's not going amazingly well. It appears that you humans also like to form "bands" and create music, this is problematic, as these other bands vie for attention to fuel their gargantuan egos in much the same way we do. It would be much easier if we were the only band on planet earth. .
What kind of music do you play, I do hope it's not some of that dreadful RnB nonsense the children seem so keen on these days?
Fuck that shit! Much like Coldplay and their ilk, RnB is music made for (and by) kids and pedophiles, we don't approve. On our home planet of 'Shanklin' our musical style is known as 'Wanknugget' but on your shitty little planet we have to use words like; "Industrial" "Circus" and "Rock" ...and sometimes we use "Diesel-punk" but only depending if the context of using that phrase may result in more record sales for us, which is rarely. More wine?
Oh just a splash for me thank you. This band of yours does sound a little… unsavory. Wouldn't a few Cliff Richard's covers liven things up a bit?
Don't mock me, human! Your sarcasm makes my nipples hard.
As the monkey tailed gimp waiters bring out the main course, I suspect these gentlemen may have taken unkindly to my Cliff Richard suggestion. Perhaps it is time to change the subject a little…
I hear you sometimes have dancers and circus types with you when you play concerts? I do hope they're the tasteful kind…
Of course they are not! Watching our performers results in a deep feeling of disgust and/or sexual arousal (depending on how perverse you are) so they cannot be described as "tasteful" by any means.
Ooh, now that was a fairly, uh, unique starter. What do we have for our main course?
Oh, we didn't think you be able to survive the 'penis and pube garnish' dish, so we haven't prepared a main course. We do have a few cans of Special Brew somewhere, would you like one? I hear that particular beverage is popular among people of your social standing.
Do you have clowns in your show? I do like a good clown show.
Yes, you could call us clowns. Not your traditional type of clowns though, I mean, I could probably do a cartwheel or something if you move the couch, but that's not what we're about. We did play a childerens party once, but the police were called after we shared some of our 'space-MDMA' with the children, apparently that's not considered acceptable on your planet?
Oh my! I don't think I like that. I'm sure that's not what people want to see these days.
Well the kids seemed pretty happy to me!
This has been a strange evening, and I'm not sure what they've been serving really counts as fit for human consumption, but they have been very polite hosts so far. Dessert arrives rather unconventionally through the lounge window, but looks remarkably like plum duff.
Will you be playing a concert in London some time soon? I'm sure everyone at the Bridge Club would like to come down.
We will be playing London soon, yes! We have a huge show coming up at Club Antichrist on the 24th June, 2011. We suggest to anyone reading this that you should buy tickets immediately!
Thank you for a lovely evening gentlemen, it's been delightful but I think its time I… ARGH! What are you doing with that Giant Death Ray? Why do you even have a Giant Death Ray in your house!? It clashes with the wallpapargghhhh…